Is there anything better than a Cuppa Bunny?
The barista says… “Mocha latte? Or, have you tried our Peppermint mocha? What about a Cup of Bunny? Huh? What did you say? You want the bunny with the heart tattoo? That’s not really a heart you know. It’s a butterfly. It imprinted. Sometimes this happens. Butterflies have attachment issues and ‘bunny’ is like ‘mom’ to a butterfly. Huh? I can’t hear you over the steamer. Did the ghost of Beatrice Potter put me up to this? Ahhh.. just enjoy your bunny. Shhh.. don’t wake her. And, the coffee is on the house.”
Kissing kettles, bunnies and butterflies? Have I gone soft? Nah, I was already mush.