Flat and Quiet

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Uh, does this door make my ears look big?
If I’m very quiet; if I get very low and flat will it let me walk by without banging me on the butt?
If I’m a good dog, will this door let me go outside?
I love my door, we are symbiotic. I must learn it’s rules, ways, language to have a productive, healthy relationship.
Do you have any advice for an eager dog with door issues?