Fortune Cookie Medicine
Some people go to a movie, take prozac or take a nap when they are blue or worried. But I get a large back of fortune cookies and hide them all over the house. Imagine my surprise when under the toothpaste bowl is cookie fortune that says: “You will inherit a large sum of money.” Awesome! And, hidden behind the rabbit bed, “You are admired for your adventurous ways.” Really? Gee, thank you. I needed that today. I picked a few of my favorites from last week when I was extremely worried in Portland about my rabbit’s survival. “You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story.” Oh good, because a story about hiding fortune cookies from myself is pretty pathetic, so I’m glad I have that.
Thank you fortune cookies, you did me a solid!