Mr. Omniscient: I’m everywhere. In your child’s crayons, the first fish fossil ever atomized, Hemingway’s first image of ‘Fish’ — curtain patterns, IKEA patterns on cool cup coasters. I’m the fish you never catch because I’m so fast. I’m the original master of all fish schools. I taught them everything they know. I also love my mother. And she’s a bit embarrassed right now because of my egoism. But look at me. Can I help it? I think not.